I promised you butt photos with whisky, but instead you’re g..
Published: February 7, 2024 at 5:23:23 AM
I promised you butt photos with whisky, but instead you’re getting unedited screenshots of the video that will be dropping in your inboxes shortly - and discounted because the app I used to fix my janky shower lighting glitched a bunch, and cut off at the 5 minute mark.
Why? Because I am tired, and because I cooked myself celebratory Wagyu after the whole Rolling Stone article thing and it upset my stomach so I didn’t want to drink whisky. The era of Isla’s unprecedented realness on this platform continues friends ❤️
