dadeleine

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Rough day? Let’s do one of my favorite things and get loose ..

I throw shit on my wishlist and half the time I have no reco..

well I don’t smell like shit but you know i feel like it…[in..

It’s not Saturday I just haven’t finished my laundry

On a rapid decline

Thoughts?

I’m looking for things to put on Twitter and IG so just runn..

I don’t remember most of the things I put on my Amazon wishl..

How does my ass look and why am I so fucking sad

Smite me

I just got the WORST FUCKING NEWS I— I can’t even put it int..

Hooray! I’m back to 666 subs (lost a couple hundred cuz I’m ..

3 days until court

6 days until court 🕶 Sorry I’m still being terrible at posti..

Countdown to my next court date: 10 days

I was sitting on these for a week while I went to Cleveland ..

I how do I become not tired all of the time

Not to ruin the vibe but this is actually how I’m looking cl..

Casually cleaning my new apartment nothing interesting. Cons..

I thought you all should be the first to know… I GOT A NEW ..

For Mother’s Day I decided to be *not pregnant* Other news:..

This was rushed but another BIG THANK YOU (you know who you ..

Also thank you so much to everyone getting me these lovely l..

I promise my concussion is healing and I’m moving into my ne..

Hell...oh

Eat me

If you don’t like me, miss my ass. If you like me, I’ll allo..

Omfg my brain 🥵

AFTER TWO MONTHS OF HARD SEARCHING I FOUND A NEW APARTMENT ..

I do hope everyone knows that I’m literally ashamed of my bo..

Also to save anyone the trouble here is the screen grab from..

Okay this is sort of a shitpost but I CANNOT get over Kim Ka..

I’ve been super hyper critical of myself lately. I want to b..

What I lack in...tail...I make up for in...spirit? Cue rom c..

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: sorry I have not been here, after m..

There we have it folks. I am 29 and very fat and very tired ..

It’s finally my birthday and I have to say I am so so thankf..

I forgot how stressful birthdays actually are! My birthday i..

They seem sus idk

Where do you stash your Jameson

Today was international women’s day but I still felt like sh..

Here is my audition to go back in time and work in a dusty o..

This is why I don’t like having too many followers for too l..

YALL I AM FUCKIN DONE PLAYIN WITH THIS SHIT. Get tf out of..

Lmao if you subscribe to me to dm me and threaten me I’m blo..

This is gonna be a long one: I’m not shy. I have always tr..

This is a very accurate representation of how I spend most d..

I gained 10 lbs since last March I wonder how that happened ..